I want healing words. Winds. I'm gonna put healing word down in Jenkins. Thank me. Hello I haven't decided yet in this page isn't loading so hold on. How do you page down on a macbook. I know laptop yeah 2 fingers on the trackpad. The press,nd and then every single key on the entire keyboard actually that's true. All right I got it. Stored elements all right so you guys. As druids you have. One additional. The first level spell slot you still only have first level spell slots as level 2. But you have one more and you have. So and I get one more yeah and so the calculation this is actually really dumb thing I think the calculation for how many spells you know is. I I'm gonna say uselessly complicated because it's like wisdom plus your level which means that you would have different amount of spells I was going to say that each of you gets to choose one more because what the heck. I want your weapons. Okay. I will write that down on your sheet. Actually wait do I just pick one or 2 I picked you just one. Okay instead of Caroline's can I get absorbed elements yes so just put that put it put it down your sheet. Yeah. All right. It's in the noon spells. 9 spells. Yeah I got it once under waves. Instead of healing word. It to get to know you give one. That is really going. Wait wait wait and what what Michael you're different because you're an elf you have to choose actually 2 more spells for being an adult I'm in L. he's a half cells are. Else to. I'm I have Michael what are you eating all. Domino's. My computer is about to explode. No it's a macbook it can explode. Okay so you guys have what you're made by slaves. I know everything that we bought. For you guys that are druids you now have wild shape. So. A wild shape let me just read this all just read from the book starting at second level you can use your action to magically suit assume the shape of a beast that you have seen before you can use this feature twice you can regain expended uses when you finish a short west rest or a long rest so I'm gonna put a new category that in the in game section. M. as call. Call it. I'll say just wild shape. So and you'll have 2 out of 2 uses that. We'll come back after a long rest. So. And then there's a bunch of like you can just look it up like. The. He basically turning you like for example you can turn into like a tiger or something and then you can you have suddenly different states like attack and defense stats that you can use in a battle. Like. So I and then. At level 2 you can't do anything flying or swimming so just like land creatures. And then at fourth level you can do swimming and the eighth level you can do flying. So you stand B. shipper number of hours equal to half your driver level global mobile you can revert to your normal form by using a bonus action. Some. So your game statistics are replaced by the statistics of the beast but you were to retain your alignment personality intelligence wisdom and charisma. And your skill in saving for proficiencies. When you transform you soon the beasts hit points and hit the ice. Tom you can't cast spells. And your ability to speak or take any action requires Hey that requires hands is limited to the capabilities of the beast form. So. Yeah so you guys can do that twice per long rest. The end. You both have juried circle now which means you have to choose. If you're gonna go circle of the lander circle the moon. So what's the last part of that we missed it but I mean you're losing you. You can hear me we missed the last part of whatever he says I said you both have druid circle and so. You have to choose circle of the land or circle of the moon. A circle the man. Hello hi. Yeah I'm sorry Hey sorry I'm sick so it's drawing going on my life okay what. So your life is not important circle of the land or circle of the moon. Circle of the lander circle of the moon. Yep. For what. Moon moon. All right on moon. Why can't we both be the moon. Yes. It'll take me less time to explain it look at it that way. All right Sir circle of the moon turns of the circle of the moon are fierce guardians of the wild their order gathers under the full moon share news and trade warnings they haunt the deepest parts of the wilderness yada yada yada so like environmentalists to me yeah. Combat wild shape when you choose the circle at second level you gain the ability to use wild shape on your turn as a bonus action rather than as an action all right so that means you can use wild shape. As a bonus action at and your turn so you can basically do return in battle mode and then use while chip. So remember that if you want to do that. Which means like you can attack someone cast a spell and then turn into a leopard or a snake or whatever. The right area yeah the rights of your circle grant you the ability to transform to more dangerous animals starting at second level you can use a world trip to transform into a piece with challenge rating as high as one. Blah blah blah and then it goes on at 6:00 we get more stuff. You get more stuff as you level up later on. All right so you're both circle of the moon. How does it feel to be circle of the men. Your. The man every lunar. Cool. Sh mom. All right. Are you guys ready to get into it. Let's go all right so I think I. D.. Have everyone any time all right. So. Just to reassure video my computer's under my desk I'm just doing audio. From the server there now Sir is feeling sick. Or is there a. It's been a hard day. Okay. So. Now you guys remember that the last thing that you did was destroy the. They were doing right now. Sorry. Yes during the year Velimir dominion of Hillary that was gonna destroy each turns valley. Rate and forgot. I'm so. But a couple days of past everyone in the town now knows of your success famous. So everyone is chilling in the tavern having a beer iota shots of Jaeger yeah everyone's drinking shots of Jaeger and so Tammy if you remember who Tammy is. Tammy is one of the. Members of boards caravan. That. I was very very distraught. That board was killed in the first place and she begged you to help figure out who who ports killer was and now that you've done that she she comes over to our table she says hi I just hire hi everybody how's it going. But. Are you so I told you that I would give you these and so I I have one for each of you and. And I guess you guys can pick these reports rings and I know that he would want you to have them because of the great thing that you've done for him so she opens up this little satchel that she has and she poured in her hand she has 4 rings and she holds it out for for you guys to see. In this movie before. So they're out there to look different. One is a copper band one is a blue iron band one is a rose gold band and one is a fancy gold band which ones do you guys take. It's a gold. So again so sorry I should I should. Where if I one thing freedom is not in the in the senior. So we. Freda Freda is mom's character. Just be here but you're you're you're like we are we'll get we'll get to you very soon but. Yeah I just was trying to influence the group and their nation the R. collective conscience yeah. Just the hint the future memory of freedom in the air. Okay CSO. Do any of these appeal to any of you in particular the blue one. Over him before anyone else can react. Do it. You know there's a copper one a blue one a little. Okay. One before that even happened. Greedily. There's just everybody get one just the group gets one at the 4 people in that are in the tavern right now are being offered rings from Tenley. So they can each take one. Yeah okay did we ask about the consequences of this technology. Know any other options there's a rose gold and fancy gold. I don't care. What is the only school. It doesn't. So what once resembled some up with you did you mean whatever Selma does want what is wrong with you I'm always ask them which one which one of these rings appears as a glint in your eye. 72 rose gold all right still not. **** mows the rose gold. N.. All the. Is left with the fancy Goldring. All right so let me describe. One ring to rule them all. Okay. So hell Hana you have a ring that's named the name of this drink so Tammy's families explaining the rings to you Sir you have in your hand. Ornate copper band it's got a reddish stone on it that's not a gym is set in the center set in center and it's flanked by a pair of dwarven runes. So Tammy's explained okay this is this is board's blessing that's the name of the ring and this is something that you can use to help when you're trying to pull one over on a merchant or get a good deal on something and so with this you get to pick one extra language that you can add to your sheet. The evil one. Yeah let's let's get a language I mean. There's a bunch of others so it shook up DND 5 E. languages. Called abyssal vessel will. Let me get this all to each other I. Here's no one else is like. The missile to that we should have me do something else no it's for fun. Well I'm I'm thinking of actual goals here come on Catherine yeah get it together all right 5 he went. So while you're looking at that. Jenkins you have a blue colored iron ring with 2 sharp decorative protrusions it is very heavy. Now this is. This is this ring is called merchants guile and this one gives you a plus one in charisma and deception and persuasion checks in when you're doing like a trade or shopping or anything like that. Like if I'm at subway and I'm trying to get the special that they have recently taken off the menu yes. He Gerry are keeping. Sorry we just took that off the menu. I want to show you the. Susan you have a a rose gold ring with a very small horned school set in the middle. And this is called the ring of minor arcana. And that means you get a plus one on an arcane and check. In. So can I check is like. It changed you like checking to see if you know something about a thing. No sign. Yeah okay let's run. All right every stop asking me what's wrong do you have the ring of the traveler what's wrong I mean just look really angry wrong. The ring of the traveler is a fancy car a fancy gold ring with delicate intricate decorations and 3 inlaid bright green gemstones. And with this you get plus 5. A plus 5 feet of movement speed. He yeah B. so you're at. You were 39 or 35 basically means you can move move around a little quicker on the court for. Where do I put that on it's in law. I'll put it it's the speed is on the acon there is area yes. All right so Talley says I hope you guys enjoy these rings and you know. Member board when you when you use these special powers that these rings give. And then she. And then she turns around and walks away crying. Everybody cheers. Cheers cheers. Or where my language I want celestial okay. Just the market down in the languages. 10 a column AB. It was I supposed to be recording any of the things that I just. I mean I've got it written down I'll. All. I'll just paste this in the chat so everyone can just. Even have my thing pulled up. Hold up over play in. Hello. All right. All right so. Now one of the. So let's see what happens so you guys are chilling in the tavern. Karen what's his name Rolf. Rolf walks in with this other guy. Then he pulls out a section he pulls out his pistol any shoots it into the ceiling until it goes click. Until it goes. It's just everyone. Listen up her. Some. But real quick. I'm sure get. Was it a burger at Rory. As my friend this is my friend joy dog sessile. This is your third access he's got his arm around this other guy that has a sort of similar looking demeanor as Ralph and he's. He's the he's wearing like a like a suit with a test and got a top hat on some. N. as he as he kind of waves around everybody says hello everybody hate you can sort of see him like hunch back a little bit and his **** wags a little bit and then suddenly a tell tale sprouts out. Incomes so they come over to your table he's like. So. As I was waiting for the the circuit judge to come in as you guys know well this is the circuit judge this is joy dog. Join a dog your dog. He's got a problem don't he's. Don't try not to make too much of a thing about it but you might seem turn into a dog a little bit. Destined. Anyway so joy dog here. But he's coming he's coming into town to ask for my help. And the job that he needs me to do. Seems a little bit out of my league and with the Mr young's like a job for us the man. The mess that yell just cleaned up around here seems like you guys are more than capable more than up to the task for this particular quest that he's got a model. Time. Well as a matter of fact I was thinking about making you my deputies. Green that come with that I believe we think. I can certainly. Arrange payment. How many vacation days to re up. I know you happen no not for your gap and you want to be my deputy or not. No you haven't made it to a feeling. We're we're gonna get to travel up to the north to see the media desert. To help joy dog with his problem. We had to help and wait what's the problems can be like find that out for. The joint join us as well. It's a peculiar I'm not really sure how to say it and as he is sort of like sits down like up with the he sits down on the floor and his knees kind of hunch up a little bit. Like a dog would set. So. Any sense of it well it's it's it's hard to describe it's almost as if. People in places and things in my town are just. Disappearing I come I come from the town of Pristina in it's in the middle of meta in the desert and me a. Spend. We just we don't know what to do in the end there's these. The. There's the all these different. Sort of a rough Ian's out in the in the middle of the desert and we don't know if they're doing it we're not sure who's responsible to be honest and we're not even sure where these people are are going there's people disappearing third buildings disappearing. Holding. It's the but it's the most bizarre thing. We. Charles Ralph says all right. I'm gonna have you all deputized by tomorrow morning and then we'll leave straight away and had a head on out to me to sound good. What is the debtors are you gonna. We'll get you paid when everything's all wrapped up. So now in the meantime we'll be taken care of by joy dog in his. And the people of this town. Medical dental. Don't don't worry about all that nonsense. In time that's the important thing I promise you'll be taken care of they're not this is a big town you transfer all we don't have much here but meat is a bigger town there's a lot there there more people need the. Pristina. During. Neera. Mehta. Like how do you spell it's a meter M. EDA. Meet a mate Nadda meta meta data. Meta data. Stop at Catherine. So why is there any hesitation right we're going to do it right. Reviewing it we're just getting. The World Series pick you over doing it all right see you guys tomorrow he walks out is he reloads his gun away. What time. 8:00 AM sharp. Work. What's. Where we making. Huh. Background here office. Anyway. All right. So it up please. I'm. All right so the night plays out you guys are. Having the time of your lives in the tavern. And preparing to leave each prince folly to head to media. We. Sir. It is. I have some flavor text here for everybody all right so looking here comes the flavor to it so you guys are now on your way to media. The next day well the. The journey away from interns follies quiet without border and his leadership the caravan dispersed each person following their own quests some folks choose to remain at the entrance folly and others proceed onward continuing continuing the journey that they had started when port was still with them. Cookie has chosen to come along with the team to see if you can find work in the Middletown of Pristina. Heading north towards the snowy peaks in the distance. Media is a region that is so far north at this time of year the daylight is incredibly short you only get a few hours each day and even though it is dark and very north it's still very hot all year round. The only way through the southern media mountains is a long dark tunnel the takes many days to traverse. There are stories of parties going mad in killing each other in the depths of the darkness unable to cope with the lack of sunlight many thousands of meters below the earth just like the mines of Moria. Yes. So why you guys are traveling. You guys start having these dreams. Some. And so. You eat you're having separate dream says Jenkins. In your dream you're in a rumor contest in the town of media and you think that you're gonna win with the clover rumor the minister of Pristina is a snake I'm much to your dismay someone wins with the rumor that everyone on the ground tells lies about the past and everyone in the sky makes guesses about the future. The prize for the winner is a massive jar of honey. Big. Passive over. Illegal drugs and like. They're all. Many many many buildings swerve. Holdings worth to zoom up here's your dream. You're shopping for a new sword in town of Pristina. In the shop there's very fancy sword the catches your eye is hanging up prominently hi behind the counter. The sales person pulls it down from Iraq and it is covered in thick with honey. It is very expensive and you ask if you can trade in your old crappy rapier to mitigate the cost. The sales persons ites eyes light up and she offers an even trade for the rape here at the notion that your sword or that your rate your is more valuable than the sword you decide to hang onto it. Change ridiculous. Just dream right these are dreams that you're having. So there is a repair company money wise anything. You're you're traveling underneath a mountain. N. so it's all dark you don't know what time it is you don't know it takes several days to get through so you don't know if it's daytime or night time and your sleeping sometimes in these are the dreams that you're having when you're sleeping. Although it is a sleep in real life. So Olga this is your dream you wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of little buddies crying. Little. There you. Surprised to find your buddy there without having summoned him your approach you approach to CD's crying fake tears of honey. Like my little guy yeah yeah a little little. He tells you that he's crying because he can't remember who he is. Sort breaking. Buddy he so he says this it he says I'm just going to walk away into the mountains to try to find my past. Farley. Our little buddy hello Hana but you are surrounded by your tribe this is your dream you're surrounded by your tribe. They're all laughing and sharing fresh honey on delicious toast why is everything honey as you bite into your toast and taste the thick honey. Your family reminds you of your heritage your culture and warns you against getting involved with strange colts. Okay I'm scared though. Like that book though where they hope the freshly baked bread it's like the bear and when he comes home and. Let me. Yeah what book what is that called every. I know what we have it here now. Yeah so anyways sorry all right so. And as you guys. Many days later finally come out of the tunnel. You can finally see the media desert and it's night time it's night time most of the time at this time of year. So weird and but you can the the southern mountains kind of run parallel left and right to the east and west as far as the eye can see and then there is basically flats it for a long ways and you can see far off in the distance the lights from Pristina. And there are some like random other lights out in the middle of nowhere that you can't really tell what they are but pristine is the main sort of town. And then beyond Pristina. What's up. They have electricity. No this is like a. We're in like fantasy. They have iPhones though. No atrocity there on magic. Apple is everywhere does it. Sponsored by apple so as you look so you can see kind of you can see pretty good in the flatlands but then as you look further there is starting there's like rolling dunes far off in the distance. And so you can't really see beyond the dunes. And it just goes as far north as you can see and it's the stars are so incredibly bright and as you look into the sky. A you notice this one particular constellation. Orion's belt. So I just pasted into the chat a link. Some. And so you're traveling in an. Do you dog is is telling you. You know. This is it that's in it you see that constellation they're the kind of looks like a like a circle it's dark in the middle and others bright stars all around it. It's interesting because of. The different people that live out here they they have different sort of legends about it so some people say it's a coin some people say it's a honey pot. There's an old story new trans folly but a poor farmer that steals from his neighbor thinking that his neighbor had more coin than he could count however the neighbor had stolen coins from a queen and then the queen cast a curse on whoever held the coin and effectively cursed both the farmer and his neighbor and that sort of represents the the poison of greed passing between men and then. The the doors that lives far off in the hills you know. Nearer some of them live kind of on the spot despite its cradle side closer to where you guys were referred to this constellation as the honey pot. And there are a variety of miss but it generally represents bounty of nature and all the good things of life can bring. They're dead this is. So. See you guys are then heading down to. A down to the town so. We're gonna have sort of an aside we're gonna cut over. To Frida. No. Hello. Time to shine all right so. US of Frida. Frida. That was named Michelle started to cross the street from us. So you you spelled it wrong it's kind of. Anyway go ahead will change it for. Right this is your character you can. IDA right girls. You can you can spell it however you want. I went down there sprayed the a. I don't know how you say I don't I don't know I hope Rita as Michelle men expelled it. You want I am there or do you want to be called freedom for the rest of your life. Or like a freight. Like you're very like Norwegians yeah. Yes we do department. I don't want it yeah that's fine. 8. Really yes we June okay so cool. So I have a little backstory for you here so the Ford elves of the meter mountains so that's the elves that live near meet it in Malaysia. And the LA the elves of the mellow forest. Have an old alliance. Every year the 2 clans have a celebration alternating who's the host and who's the visiting guest. This year the formal elves did not show up for the celebration that was to be held in the middle of forest. And that's were freed us from. The older only to elves did not seem overly concerned but Freda found herself to be rather upset by this sudden irregularity. Can she so she volunteered to travel to the meat amounts to find what's going on with the foreign els. So. For now. N. so you're out in the middle of the the flap of the media desert. Sir in the flats and it's nice yeah huh. Media Friesen. Some. He. So you're making your way slowly towards the mountains on foot. Heading south. South the south east. And it's colder than usual but still way too hot for your comfort. The sky is clear and the moon and stars like the way quite well in your walking south towards the mountains I said that already but you're still many miles away of the vegetation around use minimal which is shrubs and weeds and it's very quiet. Suddenly you see a couple wooden ships floating towards you across the sand loading. They floated silently and effortlessly in the darkness. Do you have any. Reaction to this. Back. What what's. Like tons of ships there's like a so there's a big big one and then there's like a couple of smaller ones kind of behind it well maybe Seattle's there just wait. This is not you hear it you know the what the foreign elves you're familiar with them and how they how they travel and you've been here before and spite you've never seen the ships before. How can I hide behind a rock 8 no rocks we only missed Frida seeing them yup. This is a side story. Okay so what do you mean it's just our copper caught. We don't look at them with my mouth open. 10 perception to check so the. So you can do at any time in the game you can say that you want to do there's basically 3 checks there's more than that but the 3 main checks our perception checks investigation checks and Archana checks a perception check is basically seeing if your character notices anything in general. An investigation check is seeing if you want to like look at a specific object and see if you notice anything about that object or thing or person. And then in arcana check is seeing if you have any experience with are you familiar with the history of a given thing usually like a magic item or sort or something or a machine. Well you tell me they were the other elves okay what's a percent let's do a perception check again okay so you have your dice. Yes the world T. 20. Hello and you have to add. I think your wisdom. What is. Tell me what it looks like. Or this one. No. But it's the only one that has a 20 on it. So looks like they got one. So and they are okay I wrote. 18. And then add your intelligence. Okay so I have to look at my intelligence. So this is on on the sheet. This is gonna be the number. In black plus the proficiency bonus so that would be 6. The number in black so in column K. 15. Selfish K. 15 it's now it's one way that number. Because that's an Intel.your intelligence modifier. These up this black column we're gonna use all right okay proficiency bonus intelligence. Mind yeah okay so we'll use these all the time this black column. Okay. And then you get to add your proficiency bonus which is 2. In what way see that I'll make a new column here for that but it's it's in H. 11. I'll add this together right now. Okay. So too in for 6 in 1824 so what then what. You have 24 perception check. No no you said you're 18 then I rolled yeah you're at work. And then they had to I thought you said. Yep so okay you can see on the ship. There's a bunch of. Hold on where the. There's a bunch of works that you can see a. And they look like they're up to no good and then you see sort of standing on the deck very prominently the. Sorry what is this guy. A goblin. A male goblin and then I kind of just sort of like ethereal cloud and you see all this and you know that they're not up to any good as they approach you are all bad guys. So yes no place for me to hide. No there's not and I mean everyone is solicitous. Hello she's Matt. Don't be mad. It glad you made her mad don't be mad. She didn't say hello to once this raid Michael why to get some. Here it's not raining there is we live 60 miles away from each other. I know void the issue so okay so what options so I see the bad guy transaction yeah what choices do I have I mean I help me with this you can I am also reactively attack them. Choice you just attacked on bomb just attack. Is react aggressively. Or you could just stand there use wait for them to do whatever they're going to do or you could. Can are they looking at me and go to the concerned they just flying by so okay they they've pull up there pulling up next to you and the goblin is like well well well well well who do we have wandering around in the desert all by themselves. The goblin those are like he. So what can I do. Soon. Okay so basically you can cast spells because you're a wizard. Yeah but there's multiple ships I can do like an invisibility cloak or something like that. The. I like that I mean you have really rested his press to digitization. I didn't even know what that was. So I'll I'll read it to you right now. Press the detergent. Rested digitization. Is a spell as a minor magical trick the. Here spells a magical trick that novice spellcasters use for practice you can create one of the following magical effects within range you can create an instantaneous harming harmless sensory effects such as a shower of sparks puff of wind faint musical notes or an odd odor you instantaneously light or snuff out a candle torture campfire you instantaneously clean or soil an object no larger than a foot. 

You chill warmer flavor up. Food of non living material for an hour you can make a color small mark or symbol that appears on the surface create a non those things help me. Well. What what it depends on what you're creating for. Yeah but I'm I'm one person one who is scared and there's a whole bunch of ships with much of the bad guys are yes. So. I can't see how any of that. Tatian without. Well in your indecision you feel suddenly like the the land around you is curving upward. And you hear a voice this is not the one that originally spoke to you it's not the goblin. And it's not one of your action says. Stand down might be I've got this one. And then. This sort of land curves up around you and then you have you find yourself kind of like. Beneath it somehow and then before you know it you're inside of a sack and then you feel very sleepy. And. You go to. So they they like captured me into this they they captured based cast a spell on you. Well. Well it was nice playing with your mom's. She got a **** now she's trapped forever. What I can do this by myself. Where to go. All right so. So you guys didn't witness any of that. All right where were we you're you're just on your way into town. You're in you're you're traveling from the mountains into town so now. Let's say that you're you're just getting into town. So join dog says. I always suggest that we go talk to the minister first she is the one that's most upset about this whole nonsense and so he lead you through town and there's a bunch of people kind of walking around because it's still like the daytime but it's just dark out you know. It's night time but it's still during the day. Yes thank. Yeah. Okay so he lead you to. This building that is like the. It says city council chamber across the top of it Ionis strange font. Always bad. Some. The so. You guys were kind of Watson and enjoy dog says I'm gonna I'm gonna go back to the jail with Rolf and. Check in on my constable there you guys up. Can say hello to the minister her name is attacked. There is staying. So you guys are kind of up standing in front of the city council chamber now. Okay. So what. You don't know you exist yep mom's. We're looking for. So we're going to go in and look for him. Okay so you guys going to the the only Ellen okay. What men are too there's a. Are you walk in and it's like super fancy end up in there it's like all the wood is very fancy lies like carvings and like big leather chairs that no one sitting in and you see it's kind of like a long haul and at the very there's it's some various wooden doors and then some big double sort of like opaque pain doors at the end of the hall. Is there like a front desk. No. Some. I don't hear anything. Is anyone else in here with me remember there with you Olga. Yeah. In. Here I am. We go down the hall. Yes the doors. So if you're a perception check out and was just go blindly how did we end up in the city hall again. Walked in walked in walk ins and this is in meta Pristina. Which is the capital of meta. Matt is the desert is the name of the desert. And then this the town is called Christina yep. Your face Sierra. Yes so. We're going to go down into the doors. All right let's all leading the way all right. And we're gonna walk in the door is why you actually walking. As opposed to a floating. So you open the doors the the glass doors and behind the doors it will for it first of all I see is you do that a Texas excuse me who do you think you are. Where did she come from or she it's a she. Our tete a tete. Yeah it's so you were looking for right yeah. M. we didn't see a front desk so we just let ourselves in. What can I do you for. And work here. I'm a tete a tete minister poem if you don't mind. Minister Paul poma phone only. Mmhm mmhm I I forget why we're looking for. Yeah I also forget yeah what are we doing here. I know what's happening I just forget. You are here as roles deputies. Trying to help joy dog sessile. We're here with roles but why are we looking for a tet you know the guy in a tux. Is is the sheriff from U. turns folly yes indeed thanks to shooting a gun in the air. Yes yes I believe we've had to. Patch a few holes. Around here. Due to his visits his occasional visits. Yeah. Is a hell of a guy who had some like gun control laws. So what it what are you here about. Earlier about a tet asking us to I'm. It's it's a minister poem if you don't mind. Okay like thank you. I enjoyed all of you they just said they want us to come here so I don't know yet. Okay so minister Mister poem she said maybe joy dog went looking for help that's that sounds like something that join dog he he's mostly worthless around here with all these. So is a role for that matter. Welcome we're not worthless we're well we're very valuable so we just help them in a different town so that's why they asked us to come. Well they paid us yet which is concerning. Well. Yeah. Hi okay so you guys are mercenaries basically. Though we are heroes. Others are patriots. All right well let me let me let let it get tell you guys what's up so we have some type of insane problem here and I swear it's those elves in the mountains they've gone insane we used to be okay in the used to be are you know friendly with us you know we would mind our business and they would do their thing up in the mountains but I don't know what's going on some evil about them these days or something at that they just can't talk to and they don't. They they they talk in circles around you in it it's all nonsense anyway. You know I in and now they're they're coming down from the mountains apparently in trying to ruffle some feathers or something people are going missing we've had buildings disappear without people's houses disappear you know the. N. N. N. I don't know if you guys know much about Pristina but manifestation day is coming up very soon on the winter solstice is that that's our biggest holiday of the year and we we we don't need any of this hack any this bull stuff on our on our holiday. Gold stocks. The manifestation days is one of the most joyful holidays of the year and. We celebrated just before the winter solstice and. It's it's basically a a celebration of of decadence in it it lasts up basically the celebration can last all over a 6 day period all the way up until the until the solstice itself N.. All 6 change gifs and play songs and it's one of the most important days off for me as the as the minister here of the town of Pristina. Unlike a reelection scale everyone right now. What. Mmhm. Several follow up questions over here. Yes. But do you have like a specific list of people whose homes have disappeared. You know that's what's weird is it's almost as if sometimes we hear about someone's disappearing and then it's like we can't find any record that the home existed we can't find any birth certificates for the people that have gone missing it's it's really bizarre and so we're actually I feel like we're starting to lose track honestly because. Even if you're right their name down on a piece of paper you'll end up losing the piece of paper it's like you put it in a database. We don't have that fancy stuff. Do you know that. How do you know they were existed in the first place. Well here is telling me that they disappeared you know like I said it's it's a very strange phenomenon and I and I just can't figure it out myself Helen you know have the memories of these things that are disappearing but there's just no physical evidence that they it we used to have like a a like a food store like a coop and it is a creator Jos yeah I was. Ugh it was trader dungeon chose. Engine. And you can choose and it just one day it you know it was gone and everyone just started eating at the tavern all the time and now the west end tavern expensive yes me but you know it's it's like it was never there in the first place. Make sure you know that. Well I can't prove it to you but I I'll tell you I swear on my office of minister. What does everybody have memory of this Cooper just you. Some people seem to have forgotten it. How do you know we're not just a part of your dream. She. The only one who remembers. Look at whatever you guys are gonna do I need you to do it fast because manifestation days coming up and we're just I just can't have any trouble we have enough trouble with those Chirk hippies living out in the stupid desert like morons. What do you want to use the burning the hippies out in the dirt they live beyond the dunes are out wandering around they're all idiots with drug problems energetic own ships that float across the sand yeah I mean where did they come from. A voice. Ears out of nowhere. I don't know anything about Jesus. Shares of local. Thank you do they have ships that float the the hippies yeah I'd not that I know of they I they can barely get together at other. You know what happened in that shoes that. Works in the wooden ships. The anyway they always show up around manifestation to anyway because they're always trying to mess up our our celebration with their weird rituals that they're trying to do. Why I don't know because they're jerks and idiots and they have drug problems. I don't know. Your shoulder there buddy then they don't deserve our help while they have drug problems find your buildings are disappearing you sound like a real. We we can't. With you but we can't hear what he's saying shows that how is this this is the place I don't know I'll give you each 25 gold pieces to get out of my office and get started right now. Where you want to do. Of. Ma'am yes. Installation first of all that's barely enough to get us there in a week you can with that money you can stay at the tavern for probably a month well I think the price just went up to 100 pieces apart now all right so guys riddle let's hope all right let's. Asked what nice lady. Where would you recommend that we go first. I I don't know I I mean I'm I tell you at the last time I I'm I've seen the elves many years ago and they they used to be you know L. 0 is very peaceful and and still working they don't want to get involved in other people's stuff but I want resentment toward the people in the desert the same as the elves what which people please addicts no no no no though it does they're like they're like I don't even know how to describe them they're just like idiots it will only. Situation the elves live in the mountains. Listen. Like a magnificent castle. They used to be great sort of like neighbors to the town but in talking. Her son. What did you say you better watch what you say about elves this is. How do you know we ain't else. No I well. I mean I can tell that some of your elves what I'm saying is that those elves the foreign elves that particular clan has gone crazy right what do you have. 38 let's turn. Yes you know what ma'am I'll take your 25 and raise you 50 well that's all you're getting from me. You can guys can just leave now. Wait a minute but you didn't answer my question where. Where do you where do I recommend how do you know that was the elves. My question first I don't know was the elves but I do know that the elves of gone crazy because all the people that have tried to go up there to trade with them or do it like go up and visit them have returned like with either like bill Wilder or just like. In in in like the state of. Concerned let's say let's go see the elves we can talk to them clearly you don't know anything. Just. Right let me get you guys your advance but this bite bite me giving you this advance that means that you guys are responsible for figuring this out. Doesn't. It means that we get this money our greatest sign anything well. If you see if if you. All right away. I'll do it. We'll do it we'll do it all right so she pulls out several pouches. In our hands them to each of you so you are you guys each have a. 25. Cool to go ahead and put that on your sheet. We. But if I were 1000. 25. L. Z.. 5000 well we're just going. That he yeah. Okay someone do this math for me. 10 is that real do I have 10 gold yeah can't add 25 to 10. You can't add 25. Are you. Spreadsheet you can just do the edition on. What do you say equals and then the first number. The second. And then enter. Or yeah. Okay. So. Are you guys are feeling rather tired from the journey. So. You could. Go to the tavern to try to secure some rooms. It's somewhat alive. What's mommy doing when you go to the tavern in Securus rooms are you there how do some Jaeger shots of the tavern. That stuff is awful. Jimmy are you there yes okay. What do you want to do I mean some up. Yes tavern. All right cabinet is. All right. So you're talking to some locals. All right well as so you if you leave the city council chambers there are people just walking around you see this the town is kind of like the. But there's like a pretty. Wide street N.. You can see buildings. A kind of there's like a bunch of houses from behind the main buildings and there's a couple places around you but you don't see anything that looks like a tavern in your vicinity. It's got disappeared. And all the people in it. We ask what we do you guys all right let's just go get or go home early. Spooky how old A. N.. Stay in the. Let's go there yeah let's go to the Holiday Inn Holiday Inn. Yes you're absolutely you're currently unconscious. I go to sleep. We're all going to go to sleep you're running a holiday all the day is cool it is to. I think this is a piece so do you guys. I wanna lake. Look around the room you don't see a Holiday Inn directly in front of you all right let's look around someone do it yeah and I was like 09 percent. He wants to do it I'll do it all. All right. Is that D. 20. Add your Intel. You only get so many perception checks you get as many as you want yeah. Okay. What do we have. Right. I want that 18. Okay what what what do add to it your intelligence. In the black yeah your intelligence modifier 21 okay. You're so perceptive you see it. Okay you see there's like a handful of folks walking around. One person is like carrying like a bag of onions in a bag of potatoes is walking swiftly down the street you see you you see a woman who looks kind of like us she's confused or lost. The. You. See there's like a shop kind of like across the street from you and. There's a person sitting out front of their. Balancer ATC. There is a there is L. like. Down down the street further south front on the way that you came in there is like a what looks like in a like a Smith okay in iron work and then. And there is like like an older guy that's kind of like walking slowly. Down the street. He. Get away from them. Maybe he knows the way to validate it seems to be like the time of night where people are like starting to not be as out as much. We talked to the onion man like 1030 where do you get those onions from there's no co op grocery store to make us do at a tavern so the green onions red onions or why don't. Winds have salmonella so. Read they're definitely read about the. Okay so who's gonna do it. Talk to the I'm gonna. Who's your who's doing what. Also action. Whatever. No onion dude yes. I was playing in the. D. R. okay so he he's like hi I got to go any. I did I'm just a humble fast food worker I got. You got those onions those are hard to come by going home from the store house which is on the other side of town why do you need so many of them because we're cooking fast food we're making bloomin onions. What where can I follow you I'm how you work it out back. Follow. My name my name is burger burger burger. Yes okay yeah I mean come on I I I gotta get back. Global. Let's go everyone can run. I'll be back. So you got you so burger is walking north. The. Very swiftly towards. There are side of town. I see guys are tagging along. He's like I don't I don't recognize you folks where you from. All right. Well then sorry I asked. Where for me turns folly well we're not from there that's just where we were last. He turns folly it's a shame what goes on over there when. Well I mean they just. You know they just a. They just never picked up after the. The whole plague hit the town in the goblin blood wars and all that. Never really recovered well now they are. Yeah. There were heroes your heroes. Right. Well then I I suppose you're here to try to figure out why everything's disappearing around here. We're just here to brag you betcha. Thought why stop revealing everything. Here because we got tired of me in there. Dealing everything he's like K. E.. Yeah and that's that now tell us more about those onions. Really not much to say about these onions. Right if you don't mind we're going to follow you. Sure we. The tavern actually do you know where it is. That's where I'm headed I work in the town I need. It got disappeared now it's thankfully the tavern has not disappeared yet. All right let's go guys come on it's not I'll tell you it's those awful religious freaks in the desert they're responsible for all this. They were drug addicts. Yeah there were these. They were having a burning man conference. I'm. I I I never go out there I know I don't know what they're doing. Anyway the okay so he. You guys walk up to the tavern. Some. There there is like obviously liking in attached to it. And there's like it or get a couple rooms handful of people there. Rooms have their ice cream brownies surprise. What's the surprise it was a surprising component never have to work for it. Well. It's surprising. Mary I started out I was pregnant with her okay. Like 10 years ago. Lord that's when that particular dish was being made all still recovering basically. That's my life okay. As you enter army C. burger rush behind the counter and toss the onion layers. Behind us. The counter there. And you can see. Cookie has already found his way. Yeah cookie came with you and while you guys were in the city council he decided to to like pick up and find work is that he left that's why he came with you to find work because he's not going to work for board anymore because board stacked. Hello. Cookie cookie is the chef. What took you was the chef on boards caravan. Number you didn't meet him he's. He is but he's the when when the party was first traveling into eastern folly cookie. Cookie can do work some sort of magic with food and heal them. He makes brownies prices yeah he makes the best but brownie surprises. So cookie kinda sees you guys coming is like oh Hey how are you guys doing. I forget what his voice was it wasn't cooked you like. A friend. Because the last person who's gonna who's working here disappeared. I don't disappear. Need to learn. Earn so this tavern is like a big circular room and. It's got like sort of like on the doors that you came in like directly across from like the kitchen which is on the far other side is not sick it's not it's not that big but it's like a and there's not that many people are in there right now. A couple people drinking ale couple people eaten. There goes others chichi. I we go to bed. You know it's just called and I. Okay. All right so. Let's use this gold we just bought we just got to buy shots for everyone in the bar yeah. Okay only. A shot see Hilo Yeager. Are you gonna you have to ask are you making there's only Burke burgers behind the like counter area cookies in the back all right a burger. You know what can I do for. Get a roundish Yeager for everyone yeah you're coming right up. In us is like. Can I get you anything else. Okay good burger all right cookie heard that good he's like. And a cookie. I want to he is right now. Do you have. Still. We do have burns burns. Hey I want that. All right. Berserk okay. I'm sorry so drinks for everyone and food anything else. Yeah where to the old slip. Hey I live in. This they live very far in the South China in the east. Thanks to the mountains they have this crazy glass castle. If there's a guy. The there's a guy in town who knows how to get there. His name's crocodile. Older older Gen he she just walks around all day 2004 hours a day non stop. You sound like a weirdo. He's weird. A great man. You know. What great all right well we'll look form tomorrow actually have a good night's rest let's say that Sir. 1010 gold pieces for all that. What that's a rip off are you kidding me you guys are gonna stay here too yeah right so that's for the students staying here for all of us right. Yeah come on this is a deal. Great what is. How many nights every time someone tells you what's the deal number 8 different okay. Sounds like the. Over here you have your own lingering things Hey my ring and then I can spend millions and we're pretty well known in these parts were here to help you all with your problem you're well known how come I don't know you. Well because you're out of the note. That has been happening to people lately the people of been forgetting things it's really bizarre. You may have forgotten that we go. It with that big problem you had last year. Okay. What problem. Well if you remember it was a huge thing. The problem real problems and I don't show my covering and then I can swindle them. Yes I you're covering that allows you to speak another language. Heather yell at him in a vessel. We have powerful friends. We have powerful friends. Did you find what is it. So we're actually playing with the I'm playing so what do you guys want. Hello. One night on the house one on the house I'm gonna make a living here. Yeah well you won't be living in the elves take your tavern and disappear it. Just as I told you it's not the elves it's those hippies out of the desert that's what I meant right well everyone seems to have conflicting opinions about yeah. But we get it. And we're here to help so. Why don't you. Just. But don't stand there anyway. Rule rule Christmas check. What is that. D. 20 plus charisma. Plus your plus one. I'm gonna add that in here she right now. So you haven't you said you had a perception check Christmas check what's the other one kena. In. In the room there's there's a lot there's many more. But it's I get 5 Christmas yep. Right Meryl display. All right I got a 6. 11. Okay. He's not going to budge. Well let's just take the deal and go to bed. Don't like Jenkins is covering it for everybody. So I use my pores and spray local. It's taking its only NDP come on. All right fine. If you're staying in a Holiday Inn it would be much more. In all honesty there. So. All right so you Pam. Open. One fourth of what he wants yes. So. Thank you. 2.75. Right now we use. Ragged out longer. Not even 2.75 Michael. Okay. So can I can we just assume that you guys did it together amongst yourselves and managed to get up 10 G. P.. Yes okay yeah we. Right. Just take this to somebody pay for it our final pay for it. Well look when Mario I think in terms of 25 GB left all right okay so you guys get rooms for the night arm. We will put a pin in this for now. The rate ever again. I hate that phrase very triggering don't like it we will circle back time limit is so tomorrow. I never even heard about 180 we're gonna nip in the bud stop what. Let me think that nip in the bud is nip it in the ****. To qualify this that's. He was. Yup. All right cool soon. I need to write more campaign. All right for me to help write it okay give. Bye everyone worried about global. Great. What what good night. What about mom are we done we're done for now. Because you can write anymore I I need to write some more. Spell. We'll get it we'll get back to that don't worry. Feels better yeah I think she's watching TV. No but rose if if you guys want to think about making a campaign like for the future. I can. I would like to do that. So it's not just me doing the DM in all the time. Right. I route so.